Friday, November 23, 2018

Denmark: Vikings & Lego

On Halloween night 2018 we travelled midway through the week to arrive early morning in Billund, Denmark, home of Lego and heartland of the Vikings. We were greeted on the bus journey from Billund to nearby Vejle (humorously pronounced "vile") by a bird of prey sitting on a fencepost. Travel in this part of Denmark was easy but pricey. Our bus ride was easy due to the prevalence of English-speakers, so we knew where to alight. We had to wait a few hours for the key to our guesthouse and so made our way up to the iconic white chalk Dutch gallery windmill overlooking the town.


Vejle windmill
Halloween pumpkins
The mill had burnt down a few times since it was built in 1890 and since 1960 had only been good for a Vejle landmark. The windmill museum opened on time, as things do in this part of the world, and the caretaker volunteer made it abundantly clear he knew nothing about the history of the windmill at all. Regardless, the mill held all manner of old and interesting milling equipment from across the ages. In the basement was an art exhibit by Mai-Britt Schultz that we both enjoyed. From the top of the windmill it was possible to see across Denmark's largest gorge called Grejsdalen, but thanks to the booming economy, a large number of buildings that have sprung up had long-since eclipsed any views of the fjord.

Vejle is from the Old Danish meaning ford. During the last ice age, a glacier carved out the fjord and the valley in which Vejle is found. The valley holds the Vejle river across which the Vikings built the short-lived Ravning Bridge - a 760 metre oak bridge which held the record for Denmark's longest bridge until 1935. People have been living in this area at least since 1100, although the bridge has been dated from as little as 980. During the middle ages Vejle was a market town mostly trading with present-day Germany, and it wasn't until industrialisation that Vejle really came into its own and entered a boom.

We made our way down the steep slope to the town's large art museum. There had been plenty of investment in the area, with a new local park that many people were enjoying under the blue October skies, art installations around the museum and the uncovering and cleanup of the underground Grejs river which formed newly created pretty canals across the whole town. The Vejle Art Museum had three stand out exhibits: an exhibition of 50 Rembrandts, artwork from the Danish Golden Age, and a temporary exhibit dedicated to satirists and satirical cartoons. The cartoon exhibit dealt with many historical events, but the large focus was on Syria, Trump and Brexit.



Satire exhibition at the Vejle Art Museum
After moving our bags into the excellent Siesta Vejle Guesthouse, we made our way to the cultural center. The first exhibit showcased Vejle as the "Manchester of Denmark" with its cotton mill, rope-making factory and iron foundry. Cotton was first spun in Vejle in 1892 and became famous for its high quality until 2000. One of the biggest employers at the turn of the century was C. M. Hess, whose iron foundry made very intricate and detailed iron stoves, windows, enamelled bathtubs, and shipping equipment. They even built the 1930's grinding equipment which we saw in the windmill. Many of the workers suffered hearing loss and health problems during this era, and many of the factories burnt down and were replaced.

Cotton reels
In the boomtime of Vejle, many people would visit either the local nightclub Moulin Rouge, modelled after the famous cabaret club in Paris, or the Lido cinema built in the 1950s. When we visited Vejle it was merely famous for its harbour, shopping and iconic windmill.

A new exhibit at the cultural center (whilst construction work went on in its traditional home of St. Nicolai Church) was the Haraldskaer woman. A so-called "bog-body", this female corpse was found in a bog in Jutland. Possibly strangled, she was found naked, although a leather cloak and some other possessions were found alongside her. Scans showed a preserved tongue, brain and intestines, and tests showed she came from Northern Jutland circa 490 BCE. In a poll taken by the museum the majority of participatns said they believed the woman had been sacrificed. No-one really knows what happened though - murder seems likely. This was one of the best preserved bog bodies found in Europe. Others had been destroyed by the action of uncovering them, and even the Haraldskaer woman lost her hair when they pulled her out. Archaeologists have better techniques to deal with these bodies now. and they are a fascinating piece of iron age history.

The final exhibit held numerous priceless ancient artefacts, mostly from from the Viking-era, although some artefacts dated back to Roman times. At the back of the centre we found a huge workshop space for artists and craftspeople jam-packed with very diverse pieces.

Iron Age artefacts
Huge Halloween pumpkin
Colin with stuffed jackets and burgers
We walked back into town and had food at Bones, a ribs and BBQ place. All the shops were decorated for Halloween. We had a small sleep back at our new guesthouse before we headed out quite late to our Halloween event, called Dystopia - the main reason we came to Denmark in the first place.

Dystopia is slightly outside of town so we took a cab. We arrived nervously. The event we were going to was a scary Halloween "extreme" experience, and the waiver we had to sign told us we would be manhandled, we should be in good physical and mental condition and that our clothes would likely be ruined. They were not lying.

Men dressed up as armed guards greeted our taxi, but as our taxi driver was unaware of what the event entailed she stepped on the gas and quickly sped past. We tried explaining what was happening to her, but she just kept muttering "stupid people, stupid people" under her breathe - she was a proper old battleaxe.

Dystopia
Us being attacked at Dystopia haunted house

Us finally leaving the Dystopia haunted house
After registering at the entrance to the building we were quickly thrown into the Dystopia experience by being chloroformed and taken by force into a waiting room area where the horrific game began. The narrative for the night was we were to enter the house of "mother", a strange sentient being who promised to welcome us to her bosom and offered to show us a utopian existence. Of course, for a horror night, it would not be quite as simple as this. We were doused in cold water, thrown down into muddy puddles of water, forced to eat maggots, slapped across the face, and Francesca was even forced to electrocute me! Not for the feint hearted! Our clothes cut off of us by some scary women with scissors. Francesca was dunked in dirty blood-filled water. The whole experience lasted about 45 minutes, and at the end we were chased out of this house of horrors by a maniac wielding a chainsaw. I would recommend it to people who could handle it, but I don't think I will be doing anything like that again.

The next day, the 1st November 2018, we had a long lie in after a hard week of work, early morning flight, and all the craziness from the previous day. We decided to go sight-seeing in the morning, so we first headed across the road to look at an old kiln that was enclosed in a new protective building. The kiln probably dates back to 1355 when a Dominican friary was built on the site and it was used to make monk's bricks. The site was excavated in 1923 which has revealed that three successive kilns were built on the site over the centuries.

A quick interlude in the big shopping mall rewarded us with some wienerbrod - this is similar to what we would know as a Danish. There are many different types though - with custard, jam, icing - donut shapes, bun shapes and even a biscuit sandwich. Deliciously sugary.

Wienerbrod
We then walked to the St. Nicolai Church, which was a Romanesque Lutheran church, the construction was still going on when we arrived. Outside was a statue of Anders Vedel, a Danish priest and historian from the 16th century who translated the Gesta Danorum, which is a patriotic collection of books that document Nordic sagas and Viking stories.

One of the things we missed by the church being out of action was the 23 alcoves that contained 23 skulls. Legend said that these skulls belonged to Polish robbers who were executed and put on display as a deterrent, but no-one really knew who the heads belonged to.

Next up was a visit to the Ecolarium; a science museum dedicated to sustainability. A recent fire had closed part of the museum, and to their credit the museum had dedicated an exhibition to the fire, showcasing some of the damaged objects and showing pictures of the ones that were irretrievably lost. Documentation and the digitisation of all artefacts should be the duty of any good museum.

Burnt wolf
Luckily, the animals that the museum kept were unharmed. These included a hive of honeybees, a dozen or so rats with their cute rat babies and numerous fishes and other plants and animals that were found at the bottom of the fjord. The fish tank was full of sole, plaice and smaller fish like the painted goby. A chart showed us that the fjord was full of brackish water (20% salinity), which eventually flowed out to the North Sea and North Atlantic.

Plaice
The next room was dedicated to the vast woodland area around Vejle and showcased all the woodland animals. There was a small sluice which demonstrated how water in the natural environment has been utilised. A small exhibit showed how much water is used for different household appliances, including a toilet, and then a pretend sewer pipe sent us down (past the real rats) to a simulator that simulated us being flushed down the toilet.

Upstairs there were interactive experiments and interesting information boards about energy and climate change. Denmark has been suffering lots of flooding in recent years, and with higher water levels and temperatures, this trend looked set to continue.

A piece on the origin of oil and coal was very interesting - plant residue drifted down into the lakes and transformed into peat, and then brown coal. The pressure over time turns the brown coal into normal coal and then hard coal (anthracite). In the sea a similar thing would happen but with organism waste turning into oil.

In 1985 protestors ended the usage of nuclear power in Denmark, even though it was in Danish Greenland that uranium was first discovered in 1956. A Danish physicist called Niels Bohr was the chief scientist. In recent times there has been a growing movement by Danish scientists to reverse public opinion on nuclear, and to start using thorium in new nuclear reactors. Thorium has a smaller half-life than uranium, and the newer reactors use liquid salt reactors which do not melt down (think Chernobyl).

After the musuem we walked through the rest of the town to the harbour and the fjord. There was some really nice architecture in the docks, including the Fjordenhus and the Bolgen (the Wave). These award-winning buildings are now Vejle landmarks just as much as the ever-present iconic windmill.

Fjordenhus
On our third day in Denmark we decided to finish looking around the town in Vejle in the morning before heading to nearby Jelling on the train. On the way to get the train, we encountered many interesting art installations in the pedestrian street. This had been newly paved with Chinese granite  slabs with Jelling runes on them.  On the trip down to Jelling we saw white-tailed eagles, an owl, a deer and a herd of really fluffy cows all from the train.

Jelling was a very important historical town in Danish history. The site covered a huge area which would have been enclosed by a large wooden fence. Two large burial mounds (north and south) sat within this UNESCO world heritage site, alongside a church and a large stone ship. The large stone ship was from around the 9th century and formed a large fleet of ships that have been found all across Europe, either acting as burial sites, ceremonial spaces or perhaps even as symbolic ships that represented religious stories.

In the church grounds were two large runestones, one raised by King Gorm and the other by his son King Harald Bluetooth. King Gorm was Denmark's first recognised ruler, most probably only of the mainland called Jutland, and he created the smaller (and older) of the two runestones. This runestone is a memorial to Gorm's wife, has the first mention of the country of Denmark, and is therefore considered Denmark's birth certificate. The second and larger runestone was created by Harald Bluetooth and speaks to the unification of Denmark and Norway under Harald Bluetooth into one Christian country. Christ is clearly depicted on the runestone, with the declaration that all Danes are now Christian.

Harald Bluetooth's runestone: birth certificate of Denmark
ᚼᛅᚱᛅᛚᛏᚱ ᛬ ᚴᚢᚾᚢᚴᛦ ᛬ ᛒᛅᚦ ᛬ ᚴᛅᚢᚱᚢᛅ
ᚴᚢᛒᛚ ᛬ ᚦᛅᚢᛋᛁ ᛬ ᛅᚠᛏ ᛬ ᚴᚢᚱᛘ ᚠᛅᚦᚢᚱ ᛋᛁᚾ
ᛅᚢᚴ ᛅᚠᛏ ᛬ ᚦᚭᚢᚱᚢᛁ ᛬ ᛘᚢᚦᚢᚱ ᛬ ᛋᛁᚾᛅ ᛬ ᛋᛅ
ᚼᛅᚱᛅᛚᛏᚱ (᛬) ᛁᛅᛋ ᛬ ᛋᚭᛦ ᛫ ᚢᛅᚾ ᛫ ᛏᛅᚾᛘᛅᚢᚱᚴ
haraltr : kunukʀ : baþ : kaurua
kubl : þausi : aft : kurm faþur sin
auk aft : þąurui : muþur : sina : sa
haraltr (:) ias : sąʀ * uan * tanmaurk
tanmaurk = Denmark

Christianity first took hold in Europe in Armenia and Georgia in the 4th century. By the 7th century most of Europe, including England was Christian, and by the time of Charlemagne in the 10th century, the clear message was convert or die. As the Islamic empire waned, Harald felt that he was under so much pressure that he decided to make the leap and he took the Danish people with him.

After coming to power, Harald kept the Norwegians in check for 30 years. As his greatest adversary was Otto the Great of the Holy Roman Empire, it seems taking the Danish and Norwegian people into a Christian future was quite a shrewd move on Harald's part.

After coming to power, Harald kept the Norwegians in check for 30 years. As his greatest adversary was Otto the Great of the Holy Roman Empire, it seems taking the Danish and Norwegian people into a Christian future was quite a shrewd move on Harald's part.

The runestone is such an important part of Danish history that it is included on Danish passports. Harald Bluetooth even gave his name over to the famous wireless technology. Jim Kardach from Intel created and named the Bluetooth technology in 1997 because he admired Harald so much. The Bluetooth logo is an amalgum of the runes for H and B.

We had a wonderful meal of Smørrebrød at the local inn. This dish consists of several pieces of butter-covered rye bread with different types of fish, meat and vegetables on it. Ours had salmon, egg, Danish bacon and even caviar. Delicious.

Smorrebrod
The Jelling site was a wonderful day trip, and the museum was extremely informative about the period, and especially about Viking life at the time. Some of the artefacts found in the mounds and elsewhere were also presented, like Viking swords and a rather cool silver cup found buried in the South mound.

Silver Viking cup
Francesca with her name written in runes
On Saturday 3rd we left Vejle and travelled to Billund, also known as the home of Lego. Our first stop was the Lego House - a four-zone fun-packed adventure where we got to play with lots of Lego. Everything was made of Lego, including little robots we could control and play games with. We got to make our own Lego characters, order food at the restaurant using Lego shapes, and go through the Lego museum which outlined the history of the Kristiansen family who conceived of Lego and made the company into what it is today. Just as the Viking bloodline formed the foundation, the Lego bloodline have certainly contributed, quite literally, to the building blocks of the country of Denmark.

Ole Kirk Kristiansen started a toy company in Billund in the early 20th century with quality as his mantra. After the Great Depression of the 1930s he reinvented this toy business as Lego which, in Danish, means "play well". It is entirely coincidental that in Latin it also means "I put together", and Ole died in 1958 probably without ever knowing this fact.
We found that fires were a theme on this trip (the factories, the windmill, the science museum), and the Lego workshop was no different. After a fire burnt down the whole thing in 1942, the family moved away from the wooden and metal toys that they made. Ole's son Godtfred had come on board and revitalised the family business. He saw opportunities to reuse materials (when the yo-yo trend died out, he used the surplus toys as wheels on wooden vehicles that they made), and he was the one who took the company into plastics.

Det bedste er ikke for godt was the Lego motto. It means "only the best is good enough". The Kristiansen's made the customer their focus from the offset, and this has been the company focus ever since. Other than the fires and the introduction of Godtfred into the company, there were several key turning points that the company has had to take it to a multi-billion dollar international corporation. These were the introduction of the plastic injection-moulding machine by Ole, the development of the Lego brick itself (using pipes within the brick creates pressure that holds the bricks more firmly together), the move (in the 1960s away from metals and wood to plastic). Lego went further and have coupled in people's minds the Lego product with the concept of child development through play. Kjeld Kristiansen, Godtfred's son, became the president and CEO of the company, and he ushered Lego into the modern era forming Lego Education and Lego Mindstorms - the first a system which helped target different Lego at different age groups, and the latter a partnership with MIT to get children and students programming robotics using Lego products.

We learnt that licensing agreements with movies such as Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings did not go very well for Lego, because as the franchises ended, sales downturned. These mistakes cost Kjeld the helm, and in 2001, amid falling sales and heavy competition from other newer digital technologies, Jorgen Vig Knudstorp takes over. Knudstorp is stil currently a chairman at Lego, and the first non-family member to run the company. He took the companies profits in 2016 from $6+ billion to almost $38 billion, and seemed to be the driving force behind the ideas of characters and movies that were soley Lego owned, like Lego Ninjago.

The final part of the Lego House was a nostalgic walk through the Lego collections of past to present. I recognised a large number of Lego sets, particulary from the early 1980s which was nice, but also quite disconcerting. Lego House is definitely worth a visit, and you should plan a whole day for it if you visit.

The first big Lego product, the town map
Lego diorama
Lego Tyranosaurus
The next day was our final day in Denmark for this visit, and we had tickets to visit Legoland. Legoland is the theme park opened by Godtfred Kristiansen in 1968. We arrived at the very start of the day (this was the last day Legoland would be open in the year before it closed fro Christmas) and didn't leave until way after dark. It took us all day, but we got to see all the different rides in all the different sections or zones of the theme park.

Legoland have a great scheme called "show consideration" which gives priority (via a wristband) to people with hidden disabilities or difficulties. A very worthwhile scheme for people with mental health issues.

The list of rides and attractions we enoyed were as follows:

Lego Canoe - our first log flume ride together.
Viking River Splash - our second water ride together, this one launched us down an even steeper water slide.
Ninjago ride and laser maze - the laser maze was a lot of fun - we had to dodge the laser beams in a hallway and get to the end against the clock.
Flying Eagle - Francesca went solo on this medium sized roller coaster.
Polar X-plorer - Francesca rode this fast roller coaster three times!
Ice Pilots School - this indoor ride was unique. Francesca programmed the moves this simulating roller coaster made, then got strapped in to a cage attached to a large mechanical arm, and it did all the moves, throwing her around all over the place!
Looking at the Gentoo Penguins
The Dragon - we both rode this mild-mannered roller coaster - about as much as I could take though
The Temple
Ghost - The Haunted House
Pirate Boats
Mini Boats
Lego Safari - a ride around loads of life-sized safari animals (made from Lego, of course)
Lego Top - an up in the air slow-spinning top which gives views all over the whole site
Lego Mini World - lots of towns, buildings and waterways made from Lego. An amazing site, especially the small Lego boats that went through a working lock system.
Sealand Atlantis